Signs You Have Bought a Bad Car
1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush
out with a
gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.
2. You notice that the car phone they threw in "for
free" has a
direct line to Moes's Towing Company.
3. The booster cables are not in the trunk but are
permanently
soldered to the battery.
4. The hood has been equipped with a push-button device for
quick and
easy opening.
5. The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom of
the rear license
plate has been removed.
6. You get a "Good Luck" card from the previous
owner.
7. As you drive up to a service station for gas, the
mechanic opens
the big door and waves you in.
8. When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a
tow truck
parked about a block from your driveway. As you go by, it
silently
falls in behind you.
9. The little "Service Engine" warning signal in
the dashboard comes
on and reads "Me Again."