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You have to agree with this (may even bring a couple of names to mind).
Stupid People
Stupid people should have
to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
never mind. I didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes
and
there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over
and
says, "Hey, you moving?"
"Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
how many
boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
pulled
his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass
and
this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"
"Nope - Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one
way
to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it
looks good...
They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us
if it
hurts when they bite you."
"Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it"
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at
my
truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and
those other
three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over
to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes.
We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down
and grabs
the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn that's hot!"
See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't
ya
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and
I
couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help
and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went
through
his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was
clear of
needing a sign..........until he asked.......... "So..is
your truck
stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back
at the rig
and then back to him and said "no, I'm delivering' a bridge...here's
your
sign."