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E-Jokeä Quickies
If you feel like a quick bit of humour, have a glimpse at these.
Insurance
Salesman
Despite his best sales
pitch, a life-insurance salesman
was unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. "I
certainly don't want to frighten you into a decision,"
he announced, standing up to leave. "Please sleep on it
tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know
what you think."
Statisticians
Three statisticians go deer hunting with bows and arrows.
They spot a big buck and take aim. One shoots, and his
arrow flies off ten feet to the left. The second shoots,
and his arrow goes ten feet to the right. The third
statistician jumps up and down yelling, "We got him!
We got him!"
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